Oh shit, so I know I’m not supposed to be watching Stylista but the season is set to record and its on my DVR. Anywho, I decided to play it in the background as I went about my day looking at stuff online to lust over and write about while drinking my tea. In the middle of a nice sip of my peach mango tea I hear a commotion in the background. It started with Kate (the bitch that quits everything) and how the team wanted to find a way to work with her since she’s a whiney little bitch who likes to complain about shit instead of it getting it done. …Click to continue reading | Stylista Throw Down

I firmly believe in the 3 strikes you’re out rule and with that being said Stylista it’s time for you to go. I just watched my third episode of the show and I’ve yet to find it interesting. This is coming from the guy who watches “How it’s made”. For those of you who aren’t familiar with the show let me give you a basic rundown. Every week they are paired into teams and each team has to come up with a page for the magazine. This week they had to come up with a mother daughter team picture from Anne Slowbitch’s niece party and built a trend page around it. Can you say B O R I N G? These kids are applying to become Junior Editors yet they sit in an office all day creating “pages”. What’s the fun in that? I wanna see them running around New York looking for a model, preparing for an actual photo shoot or planning an issue launch party. Not going through the Elle closet every week looking for things to shoot (inside the office) to create some miserable page. …Click to continue reading | Stylista Should Be Canceled!

In the hopes of finding something to keep its viewers entertained CW is launching its new show The Devil Wears Prada knock off they refer to as Stylista. I applied to be a contestant on this show so I will be following it from beginning to end. But in watching the teasers I must say while I was at the casting I saw way more talented contestants than the ones chosen. Then again why would a show about Junior Editor’s pick the best person for job? That would mean it would be ground breaking, a show picking the best contestants based on work and not made for Tv character. Anywho I am outraged at the producers of the show for not even trying to be different. In the preview below watch as Anne Slowey mocks Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly. They attempt to show her walking out of her car in shoes she can’t even walk in entering Elle‘s Offices. Then she gets in the office and throws her bag and coat on her assistants desk. Really? I mean I know some of these shows have writers and nobody had a better Idea. I wonder who raised their hand during the production meeting and said ” Hey remember that scene in the Devil Wears Prada where they show Miranda walking into the office and they only show her shoes, then she gets up there and throws her coat on Andrea’s desk? Can we do exactly that with Ann Slowey”? My only problem is this a Reality TV show meaning it should be real, stealing scenes from the movie makes it a scripted show for me. Watch the video so you see what I’m huffing and puffing about. …Click to continue reading | The Devil Wears Prada Knock Off, Stylista