Although I don’t follow sports I do follow the occasional athlete. Enter Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro or as he’s simply known Cristiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo is not only easy on the eyes but he’s a Soccer God. His main gig may be as winger/forward for the Real Madrid soccer team but it’s his latest project that’s gaining him notoriety. Following David Beckham’s decision not to renew his Emporio Armani Underwear contract Ronaldo became the face of Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans.

Cristiano Ronaldo for Emporio Armani Underwear

Born February 5th 1985 (that’s right he’s 24!) Ronaldo is the best at what he does. His six-year contract with Real Madrid is worth $132 million, making him the most expensive soccer player in the history of the game. Proven he’s a rare breed indeed Ronaldo does not smoke or drink (qualities I admire in a man). Through a partnership with his sister they’ve opened up several CR7 Fashion Boutiques. The first two letters are his initials and the number 7 is his Manchester United number (previously worn by David Beckham). The CR7 shops can be found in Lisbon, Madeira, and Paris.
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Born Edward Bryant “Eddie” Cibrian on June 16, 1973, this guy is a sweet, albeit cheating, piece of meat! Hands down, he’s got the most mesmerizing eyes in Hollywood as well as the body of a modern day sex symbol! Best known for his roles in Invasion and Third Watch, Cibrian is more of a small screen obsession, than an actual A-list idol, but with a face like that, his career as a leading man is undoubtedly just beginning.

Eddie Cibrian

Cibrian, an only child, was born Gemini in Burbank, California and is a Cuban American proving to be a very sexually appealing mix. His movie spots include Living Out Loud, But I’m a Cheerleader, and The Cave. I have seen none of his work but can vouch that he has to be pretty fun to look at in these if his acting doesn’t do it for you. I mean this is the “J’adorable guy” section, not the Oscar nods. …Click to continue reading | J’adorable Guy: Eddie Cibrian

O M to the G. Ok first i’d like to say that I think these pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal are completely fake. Nonetheless the genius behind these photoshopped images did good job. Enjoyyy!!!!

…Click to continue reading | Jake Gyllenhaal Nude Pics!!!!!! [NSFW]

Wow, I’m just glad he’s smiling because those tattoos are a little scary and hot at the same time. I don’t know if he’s going to hurt me or make me his firehouse wife. Either way I’m down or up…LOL

Mr. January Vince Fennimore

Anthony leaves me breathless, look at his smile. I wont even get into his perfectly chiseled body, all those cuts you’d swear he tried to commit suicide. If Vegas wasn’t so hot he’d be the only reason I stayed moist….LOL

Mr. March Anthony Dellaventura

The Beckham’s are at it again! Now normally I post about a beautiful guy and his equally beautiful girl, but this dynamic duo leave me no choice! David and Victoria Beckham have undoubtedly been stopping traffic for years, so naturally they’re perfect billboard material. I have to give Giorgio Armani the acclaim he deserves for casting such a perfect pair for an ad needing both the right amount of sex appeal and an air of sophistication. The Emporio Armani underwear campaigns will never be the same after this; these two really are just too hot for words! I mean how is the famed Italian fashion couture house to follow up such sexy-chic shots?

Victoria and David Beckham for Empori Armani Underwear

I’ve been pining, no relation to Star Trek co-star Chris Pine, for this J’adorable Guy ever since I first noticed him on the hit Tori Spelling VH1 show, So NoTORIous! Born Zachary John Quinto June 2, 1977 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania this uber hottie deserves his newly found stardom brought by Heroes and the latest Star Trek film. This sexy Gemini is finally getting the much prolonged fame that a face like that deserves. His sexy half-italian/half-irish look is both exotic and tantalizing, not to mention hyper masculine! If you’re into pretty boys, here’s another sexy dude you all can pass on because his look is ALL MAN! I am seriously praying for his next project to be a sex tape in HD! Really, I can’t wait to see what he does next, I will be a devout fan of anything he does from now on! One word; GORGEOUS! We love you Zachary Quinto!!! Kudos to the the Star Trek casting director!

Zachary Quinto

Although his name is only two boring syllables, this star is definitely worth the trek. With his nearly perfect angelic appearance, it’s no surprise that this hottie was made in the city of angels! Born Christopher Whitelaw Pine on August 26, 1980 in Los Angeles, California, this Virgo was set for stardom since day one. He’s kind of been an “underdog” in his films almost always playing a supporting role i.e. Just My Luck-stuck under and forced to smooch the trashy Lindsay Lohan, The Princess Diaries 2-stuck under and forced to smooch deer in headlights Anne Hathaway, and the rest is mostly scripted television or made-for-t.v. movies….he is far too sexy to be getting his first big break but I guess it’s better late than never right? With the release of Star Trek this starring role sex symbol is gearing to be the next Brad Pitt if I may be so bold as to get ahead of myself! I mean if this hottie can make Captain Kirk a lust icon, than I hope the world is ready for his hostile lead role take-over! Move over Matt Damon!

Chris Pine

This next X-MEN movie should get everybody’s freak flag flying! A “Jackman” of all trades, Hugh is back starring as the famous and beloved character Wolverine, after a long Broadway stint, and various movie releases. Born Hugh Michael Jackman, this mega-star has clawed his way into our hearts as well as sexual fantasies for years now, and apparently has no plans of aging or stopping. One would have to be committed to a life of celibacy to not crave this guy!

A loving Libra, born October 12, 1968 this Australian import/sex symbol is a true actor’s actor involved in film, musical theater, and television. Jackman has won international recognition for his roles in major films, his forte being action/superhero, and romance characters. Successes include the X-Men series Kate & Leopold, Van Helsing, The Prestige, The Fountain and Australia.

This week’s J’adorable Guy deserves a standing ovation just for being born….Anthony Gallo is a GOD! Unless anybody dares to argue? If you couldn’t tell that question was rhetorical. This masterpiece of a man stands at 6 feet tall and is recorded to be about 170 pounds of pure sex….or muscle…whatever…. Born May 3, 1981, making him a lovable Taurus, Gallo has since been growing better with age. This half African American, Half Italian man-candy is recognized as a sex symbol the world over. One may recognize him from Rihanna’s video “Take a Bow” or from his younger days in the Pepe Jeans advertisements.

Anthony Gallo

…Click to continue reading | J’adorable Guy: Anthony Gallo – Male Model/Human Perfection

Another week arriving has drawn me the privilege of crowning a new J’adorable Guy for the masses! The title of J’adorable Guy this week must be given to the one and only Bond….Daniel Craig! I know, I know, he is still kind of a brand new Double-0, but he has proven more than qualified for the role…both in action and sex scenes! I mean have you seen that BODY? It sure as hell ain’t by Victoria! Born, Daniel Wroughton Craig, March 2, 1968 (age 41) and standing at an exceptional 5′10, this man is a mega-hunk! That’s right, I said the word “hunk” knowing damn well it isn’t 1989! How else could one describe such a perfectly chiseled face atop that mass of hot bod? But I digress…..Craig started his life out in Chester, England UK where he was raised and began acting at the tender age of six. (How cute!)

"Shaken, not stirred" obviously doesn't just apply to his drinks ladies!

…Click to continue reading | J’adorable Guy: Daniel Craig