First let’s get the serious stuff out of the way. “Tiger is wrong for cheating on his wife, he has kids and blah blah zzzzzz”. Seriously? This is the best thing to ever happen to Tiger. Think about it! He’s been the golden child of Golf ever since I can remember, everyone swears he’s some kind of angel, he can’t fart without Wheaties coming out of his ass, and he’s got more endorsement deals than Jenna Jameson has been banged. He’s a person not a machine and what have we learned from being human? We will make mistakes and one upload or trip to Dr.Phil cannot contain the situation. From what I’ve been hearing he seems to be telling the girls the same story “unhappy at home”. The man is 33 and lives in the public eye this was bound to happen. I’m still surprised they didn’t find him in some dungeon wearing a leather outfit while a mistress teases his ball with his own golf clubs.

I guess what I’m trying to say is as F’ed up this may be he needed it to get away. Away from the fake normalcy of his life, career, children, wife etc… We’ve all heard these girls come forward and the media is buzzing around this like a vibrator with fresh batteries. Every story has two sides and we’re still missing his (the real one not the PR campaign). Is it wrong for him to cheat? Yes! Should they have just gotten a divorce? Maybe! But what we’ve failed to realize is you can be a man-whore in Miami and nobody gives a rat’s ass about it. But when you’re Tiger Woods the world, as we know it will shut down and as Britney says “all eyes will be on you in the center of the ring just like a circus”.