I predict that in the near future all humans will communicate via txt message even when face to face. I have a friend who sends me word puzzles as text messages. I may use shorthand txt for some basic words but how the hell can you shorthand ” Not the button up but the lace front blouse”. I got a txt message the other day and for the love of Hermes could not understand none of it. Which brings me to my question, can you shorthand an entire txt conversation? The answer is no or should I say Da Nser is no. Certain words should be spelled out, actually when sending me a txt message all of the words must be spelled out. I already have ADD so I don’t have time to figure out what it is that you are trying to say. With that being said I’ve come up with a list of shorthand txt appropriate words.

DILLIGAS: Do I look like I give a shit
LOL: Laughing out loud

LMAO: Laughing my ass off
WTF: What the fuck
OMG: Oh my God
TTYL: Talk to you later
ROTF: Rolling on the foor
BTW: By the way
BRB: Be right back
J/K: Just kidding
NP: No Problem
OIC: Oh I see
B4N: Bye for now