Oh shit, so I know I’m not supposed to be watching Stylista but the season is set to record and its on my DVR. Anywho, I decided to play it in the background as I went about my day looking at stuff online to lust over and write about while drinking my tea. In the middle of a nice sip of my peach mango tea I hear a commotion in the background. It started with Kate (the bitch that quits everything) and how the team wanted to find a way to work with her since she’s a whiney little bitch who likes to complain about shit instead of it getting it done. Kate got all defensive and started screaming at Danielle (the fat girl). Side bar: My favorites were Devin and Johanna, while these hoes were going at it Devin was getting her nails did.
Then Dyshaun (the black guy) asks Kate” What magazine have you read besides playboy” (major spit action). Thank god for my amazing Mac keyboard because at that point I swear I soaked it with tea. Then Kate came back with “ Is working in Retail considered fashion?” Ouch that was a punch in the gut to the fat girl. Oh this is getting good but it gets better. Ashlie (the black girl) delivers what has got to be my favorite line in 2008 “ Shopping at Bebe is not fashion experience” in the words of my fur wearing friend Rachel Zoe “I DIE”. That was a big LMAO, LOL and ROTF moment mixed with I die all wrapped in one. Ashlie I applaud for saying what the gays have been saying to these silly girls all along, Bebe is nothing to be proud of.
I’m still not sold on the show but if they keep fighting like this at least it would be like Real World meets Bad Idea.