WTF , Ok I’m not one to randomly go out but Christa needed some support for this contest at The Bank so I decided to show up for moral support. What a crazy fucking night it turned out to be. We get to The Bank start making our rounds trying to find a good spot to hang out and dance. An hour later we’re dancing getting into the groove when Christa runs into Tyler and BJ.Tyler is a Realtor and the man of any girls dream; young, cute and successful. With Tyler I see a potential husband ,two kids, a house in the Hampton’s, a penthouse in the city, and a marquis jet card so I don’t have to fly commercial. But of course he’s straight and totally into Christa, yay for her because if I can’t have him at least someone I know will. Anywho Pussy Cat Dolls comes on and I’m dancing all over our table and the table next to ours. Cut to half way into the song when security rushes over and starts to clear the table and scoot us over.

Awww shit when I say a flood of people came at once I swore I thought it was a rapper coming over with his entourage, a flock of hoes, and a security team. But no it wasn’t ladies and gents now occupying the table next to us is Floyd Mayweather Jr OMG. I’m not going to act like I watch sports or anything but I do watch MTV and I love me some Cribs. More than that I loved Floy Mayweather’s house on cribs and that’s where I wish he stayed. What a fucking mess, this is the reason they raised the maintenance fee at my last condo to keep rift raft like that out of it. I wish The Bank had the same policy because Floyd and his rift raft crew came over and ghettofied the immediate area. I’m talking for just one person four security guards, a Gucci messenger full of cash(bad credit much), ten busted ass hoes with good bags(think Rainbow clothes with Vuitton bags), eight guys who wished they were him, and another set of groupies trying to get knocked up by the Head Rift Raft.

The good thing about this experience is that I didn’t have to go far to research my Halloween costume. As you know this Halloween I will be going as New Money. Nothing is more Nouveau Riche than a group of rift Rafts ordering a giant bottle of Champagne and having hoochies invade your space wile paying for their tab in all cash. How offensive?

Counting money his new money at a press conference, how low class.