OMG I mean OMF’ing G. Let me first say sorry for posting this so late but I was in Miami for fashion week and I did not have time to watch my shows. But my DVR had me covered so I’m playing catch up now, ok back to the hills OMG. Did Stephanie Pratt just say that Doug Reinhardt tried to take advantage of her? Ummm Stephanie honey did you forget that you were being filmed? I think advantage would be a ruffie in your martini, you waking up with your panties on your head in your car the next state over. I don’t think plotting and scheming counts as taking advantage.

Stephanie being Shady with Doug

“Somebody’s gotta a lotta nerves showing her face here,” said Brody . Ouch, I wish every guy even girl had as much balls as Brody. It was kind of harsh but I love him for calling her out in public.

Stephanie walking away from Body after he confronted her

Oh shit Doug just called Lauren a “fling”. What a douche, I know I’ve been blaming Stephanie for this whole thing because she’s a girl and she should know better but Doug is an asshole. Ladies and gentle ladies take note guys like Doug are for sex and maybe dating not marriage material.

Doug trying to defend himself

Oh no Stephanie is crying Que triste ? as they say in Spanish, NOT. I cannot believe this biatch is still trying to play the victim. As much as I dislike her she would gain some respect back from me if she just came out and said” Lauren I’m sorry girl but have you seen Doug? He’s so tall and cute and to be honest I wanted to sit on his face”. I know it sounds crazy but at least it’s the truth. But nope she kept on crying and had LC walk out.

Stephanie still trying to win that Oscar, Stop Acting Biatch

Dammit does the drama ever end on The Hills? Let’s hope not or else the show would be canceled and I wont have nothing to look forward to on Monday nights.